Pink Thong Panties
Wes was a monster today. This ties in to pink thong panties I promise. Just be pacient.
Today is Wednesday which means today is the day Wes and I go to the library. Today is also the day we go shopping. We always go to the library for story time, then we go buy flowers and then we go buy food. Today didn't go like it normally goes.
We went in the BX to see if they had anything interesting and they actually had some cute tops. On the way to the tops, Wes picked up everything he could and asked "Can we buy this?" "I want this one?" "Can we buy (insert name of item here)?" It was horrid and should have been my clue to leave. I knew Wes just wanted me to buy him something, anything when he grabbed a pair of lacy pink thong panties and said "I need this mom. You buy this for me please? I want these pink undies."
The couple of other customers around us got to see my face turn a couple shades of pink to match the pink thong panties and I'm sure they all had a good laugh. I know I did once I got home. I told Wesley very calmly that I was not buying him anything and if he didn't quit asking then we wouldn't go see the flower lady, we'd go home and he'd take a nap.
So of course he had to test me. He always has to test me. Reminds me of someone, but I can't say who :-P He picked up something stupid and asked me to buy it. I put the item down, grabbed his hand and towards the exit we went. He didn't believe I was heading that way at first and as it became more and more apparent that I was indeed heading that way, he flipped out. The closer we got to the exit the madder and louder he became until I eventually had to pick him up.
We rushed to the front of the BX and then had to go down the hallway with all the vendors towards the side exit. I had to carry a screaming and increasingly frantic Wes to our car. Once at the car I had to hold him between my legs so I could fish out the keys and unlock the door while he tried to pry himself loose from me. Once the door was open I picked him up by the arms and legs and forced him in to the car. I had to use half of my body to hold him in to his car seat while the other half of me tried to buckle him in to the seat. It was sooooooo fun. The whole way home he kept trying to get out of his seat to look behind us. "I don't want this way. I want to go that direction. I want to go to flower lady. I want ...."
We arrived home and he wouldn't get inside the house because he didn't want to nap. "Fine, you can stay outside." I went in the house and starting shutting the door and he freaked again thinking I was going to leave him outside. Once inside he wouldn't leave the kitchen because he didn't want to nap. On the red chair at the end of the hallway he went.
Eventually Wesley did take a nap, he took a four hour nap. I'll say he must be really tired, but I think it'll be a while before he acts that way again. It'll also be a snow day in Havasu before I give in to such demands.

1 Comments:
All the way through this story I am waiting for you to say...."and then when we finally got home I realized he was still holding the pink panties!" but you didn't. Now that would have been funny :)
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