A story by Wesley

We went to a restaurant the other day and Wesley amused us with stories while we waited. This is my favorite one. I hastily scribbled it down in my day planner while he told it. He's a great story teller by the way. Very animated in his facial expressions and hand movements. Anyway, here it is:

This is going to be funny. It's called "The hair got off of its human." The hair got off its human and runned away all the way into the road. Then it got roadkilled. The hair is Oma's hair and they had to burry her hair because it was alive! It got dead when it was roadkilled. That's why she's bald. And Oma's glasses will never broke because they have super metal that never breaks.

Her hair wasn't growing back so she went to bed. When she woke up, her hair was growing bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until it was a tree! It was an apple tree with black apples. It was a hair tree. Then it turned in to a lemonade soda."


Okay, so he was stretching it by the end, but it was amusing. He also wrote "The truth about poop" in his preschool class the other day. He illustrated it as well. I know this because he told me he is the author and illustrator.