Apple Steps

Zachary took an apple to school yesterday. He helped pack his lunch and instead of a sandwich he wanted an apple and carrots plus his drink, yogurt and cheese. Eh, it's healthy and he'll eat it so why not?

When I picked Zach up from school, he had a very conspiritorial look on his face and said he had to tell me something. "I bit my apple to the middle mom and then I breaked it in half and there were *seeds* inside of it. I took them out and put them in my pocket *giggle giggle like a chipmunk* and then *giggle* I *giggle* putthemonthesteps! We're going to have (voice drops a notch) *apple steps* mom!" Followed by a fit of chipmunk giggles where he can hardly breathe he's laughing so hard.

This is so going in to my funny stuff album