AA for toddlers?

We bought ourselves some nice chocolates that have alcohols in them. My favorites are the Orange Russian Vodka ones. As such, I took them downstairs to the craft room. Earlier that day I made some rum balls for us to enjoy later. We have a bed in the basement and I was falling asleep on it and up comes Wesley smelling of rum balls.

OH NO! He must have eaten them the little turd. Cody checked and they were all there. What could he have eaten?

My Russian Vodka chocolate. He bit off the top and sucked out the vodka. Didn't eat the chocolate Little alcoholic that he is at all of 2 1/2

.Then today the boys and I go shopping for Cody's stocking. Zach found a bottle Jack Daniels at the BX and asked if we could get it for daddy. Well of course

"What is it mommy?"

it's a special drink for daddy

"can I have some?"(laughter from guys behind us)

um.... no. Maybe when you are big and tall like daddy

(deep in thought for a minute)"Oh I should go to the gym like daddy then so I can have some too."

"Hey mom, can we get the red soda to go with it?(coke)"

Of course

"Do I get some of that?"

yes

"but not the other one until I'm big and tall."nope little buddy"I hope I'm big and tall soon"