Pink uggs...

I went shoe shopping and found the cutest little uggs for Wesley but he wears an 8. The only ones they had in his size were PINK. Not just any pink but like "Look at me I'm PIIIIIIIINKKKKKKKK and my daddy is going to kill my mommy if she buys them but I'm going to beg because I'm a shoe whore please mom pink boots."

What can you say when your 2 year old boy whats pink uggs that are so cute and only $14?

You say "Oh dear god please let this ugly table cloth cover some shoes in another color that isn't pink in his size. Please dear god let this ugly table cloth...."

We found shoes in his size and they were black, but I was scared there for a second. He would have worn them so proudly. Much like he is wearing his black ones right now at 12:20 am, but Cody would have killed me.

I hate to admit it. He's supposed to be a girl. He steals my high heals and walks in them better then I do. He likes to wear tiaras. And feather boas. And put on scented lotions. He tries to shave his legs too and liked to go to Onsens in Japan. He really likes pink. I swear he was supposed to be a girl and one day when he's older he'll say "mom, I was supposed to be a girl" and I'll say "yeah buddy. I always knew" Okay not really, but normal little boys do not throw a tantrum when they get snow on their new snow boots